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Monday, 5 December 2011

Kids, teens and students Jokes

Teacher : राजबेटा, a b c d सुनाओ  |
Rajbeta: कौनसी? छोटी या बड़ी ???
(Which one, small or capital?)
- Contributed by Gajendra, muktmind@gmail.com

Teacher: रणजीत तुम ऐसे हाथ क्यों हिला रहे हो ?
Ranjeet: सर, आप देखते नहीं, मैं बंदरों को चने दाल रहा हूँ !
Teacher: क्या ? यहाँ तो कोई बन्दर नहीं है !
Ranjeet: तो मेरे हाथ मैं चने भी  कहाँ हैं सर ???
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3 comments:

  1. Raghav15 December 2011 at 05:22

    भोजपुरी titles of few movies:
    1. Mission Impossible: "हम कही ई ना हुई भैया"
    2. Mission Impossible-2: "हम फिर कही ई ना हुई भैया"
    3. Titanic: "नौका देले धोखा"
    4. 3 Idiots: "3 ठो बुरबक"
    5. Gajini: "टकला का बदला"

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  2. Krishna19 December 2011 at 06:48

    funny..

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  3. Pankaj Sharma19 December 2012 at 19:52

    Ek aadmi doosary aadmi sey (uskey kuttey ki taraf ishaara karkey) poochhataa hai: Tumhaarey kuttey ka kya naam hai?

    Doosra: Mainey ussey abhi tak poochhaa hi nahin!

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