Two drunkards (शराबी) saw a mango tree full of ripened mango fruits.
Instead of picking up the mangoes both hanged upside down from a branch of tree.
After some time one of them fell down...Tup!
After some time one of them fell down...Tup!
The other asked -क्या हुआ? थक गए ?
One who fell replied - नहीं , पक गए ||
One drunkard to other -
भाई, क्या करें, हमारी बायीं आँख में दर्द हो रहा है |
The other replied -
पिछले साल हमारी बांये दांत में दर्द हुआ था ,
हमने तो उसे निकलवा दिया था !
Contributed by Gajendra, muktmind@gmail.com
Three drunkards visited Buland Gate, the tallest gate of the world.
One of them: Do you tall is Buland Gate? It's so tall so tall so tall...
tat we can not pass standing through it. We have to sit. understand?
(All of them sat down and immediately to go through it)
Second one: You stupid you don't even know how tall is bulandGate!
It's so tall...so tall...so tall that we have to lie down to pass through it.
(All of them lied down and started crawling in the ground. Seeing them
a policeman started beating them)
ThirdOne: देखा , बुलंद दरवाजा कितना ऊँचा है???
हम लेट के चल रहे हैं फिरभी अड़ रहा है ! विश्व का सबसे ऊँचा दरवाजा
ऐसे ही नहीं है !!!
Three drunkards visited Buland Gate, the tallest gate of the world.
One of them: Do you tall is Buland Gate? It's so tall so tall so tall...
tat we can not pass standing through it. We have to sit. understand?
(All of them sat down and immediately to go through it)
Second one: You stupid you don't even know how tall is bulandGate!
It's so tall...so tall...so tall that we have to lie down to pass through it.
(All of them lied down and started crawling in the ground. Seeing them
a policeman started beating them)
ThirdOne: देखा , बुलंद दरवाजा कितना ऊँचा है???
हम लेट के चल रहे हैं फिरभी अड़ रहा है ! विश्व का सबसे ऊँचा दरवाजा
ऐसे ही नहीं है !!!
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